A groundhog can never be held accountable, therefore a groundhog must never make a management decision

Stop saying “protein” at me

Everything smells like dirt

Email isn’t real

Tantalizing my brain stem

My quivering meal

Feeling dastardly and vile

Guy who’s only heard of the Chicxulub impact seeing a second extinction-level asteroid enter the atmosphere: Getting a lot of Chicxulub vibes fr[unintelligible]

Dissolving into a pool of goop

If you start Dark Side of the Moon right at the beginning of Wizard of Oz, you can listen to the album during the movie