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"truly, the worst person at this barbecue" - some guy

Nicest of the damned

he/him

(I am still mad about this)

Did I nearly get thrown out of the party for shooting people with the bow and arrow? Yes, yes I did.

Also two dudes actually GREW moustaches and built a 15 foot long F-14 out of pipe and papier mache for their Maverick and Goose costume, it was so impressive I wasn't even mad.

In honor of the passing of Burt Reynolds, here's a picture of the time my friends and I went to a Halloween party as "the best of Burt Reynolds"
Went to the Met today and saw the Catholic finery exhibit. There are lots, and better, reasons to hate the church, but seeing a Cardinals robe made from gold thread and pearls at a time when their adherents were literally starving to death is a visceral and immediate reminder of the rapacious greed of the Vatican.

@em

me: *points at bi folks* valid
*points at trans folks* valid

ignorant ppl: *through sobs* you can't just say everything is valid.... please....

me: *points at enbys walking by* valid

I didn't bring enough shirts with me on this trip so I was panicking last night over the choice between ironing a previously worn, sweaty shirt and buying a new one in the most expensive neighborhood in the most expensive city in America, luckily it's Friday and nobody is around so I'm just owning being a little bit stinky.
Imagine needing this much information about electric blankets
https://www.electricblanketinstitute.com/
Home - Electric Blanket Institute

The Electric Blanket Institute’s Official Consumer Guide is a one-stop source of information on heated electric blankets and heated electric mattress pads.

I was fucking around tooting about regular horse and suddenly the conversation got thrown my way and I was about to have to admit I wasn't listening to whatever we're talking about when somebody else jumped in and answered my question.

thanks regular horse!🐴 ❤️

this place has the energy of a school bus on the way to a field trip in the best possible way