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Hi. I do computer security. 7 years in the industry at the time of writing this. I do not know enough and won't pretend that I do.
If you're passionate about something and want to talk to me about it I would love that. Don't care what it is.
If you recognise the red dude we would probably get along IRL.
If I misgender or use incorrect pronouns I promise I did not intend to. Please let me know if I do.

Warmest regards,
No.

InfosecJob
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I feel like I haven't been on this half as much cos I've been expecting twitter to implode any day now and it just hasn't yet. It felt important to watch but now it's dragging out and thoroughly boring.
Nice to see everyone carrying on regardless here though.

TW: massively inappropriate, sexist, racist(?) And generally tasteless early 2000s skatepunk song:

Thanks to Spotify recommendations, I present the until-recently-forgotten-by-me "fever for the flava" by hot action cop.

Does for early 2000s skater punk what "staying alive" did for Disco.

https://open.spotify.com/track/28pHsII5hhYW5dNN3CWzsX?si=SsUlS8PHR5iLFPKJaZqNwg&utm_source=copy-link

Fever for the Flava

Hot Action Cop · Song · 2003

Spotify

So here's a thing for people who get itchy brains over tasks.

I've decided to organise my teams shared mailbox, arranging mail we all receive for tickets, alerts, user queries etc.
Currently disorganised, redundant categories or disabled alerts that never got tidied up. Getting everyones input to do so.
Am slightly excited. I've been imagining how I'd explain enjoying this to a teenage version of myself.

@amandacsb2 ha, oh yeah phones can make noise.

Remember when you'd text a number on TV for a MIDI of the crazy frog/axl foley ringtone? Depraved.

If you take drugs and
Overthrow the government
Then that's a high coup

I'm enjoying mastodon so far but wow, all the comments about how white it is are extremely right. Almost all the other trans folks I've found have been white, and I know that isn't representative of the real world or even likely mastodon as a whole. I'd love to hear more from trans and queer POC (and POC all up, I've just been connecting with a LOT of trans folks).

Can anyone boost this to help me find more voices to listen to? Or recommend some hashtags? I don't even know how best to tag this.

@ancient_catbus it's pretty fascinating, like watching a big behemoth service slowly crumble.
I mean it's a damn shame, for the people that relied on it especially. But it'll be something that will be talked about in the next 20 years.
@da_667 oh look, FUN.

If you haven't played vampire survivors you absolutely should.

General recommendation to everyone. Everywhere.

@brainpilgrim @Relativisten
Yeah that is exhausting. Deception requires maintenance and I don't like carrying the weight of lies.