Is this a job listing to become Sam Porter Bridges?

How does one jet something?

Mmmm pee…

YEAH TOAST

You would have to come to my house to see a horrifying(but impressive and… Expensive) number of plugs

Clearly not the point here.

Sorry for living in the US I guess? At my job I would get fired after 3 days without a doctor’s note.

You guys get ads?

They didn’t know she was pregnant until they did the test. Just thought she got fat

Guys can also wear bikinis and shove poke balls up their ass. It’s where I would store mine.