Today Before Recorded History

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Cool stories from before we started writing things down.
Today, Boggo Urraglamuk suffered a fatal bonk to the head after startling his brother, Poggo, with an exceptionally robust fart.
#stomachbug
#Cavemen
Today, Thag the Pungent invented the backscratcher with a spruce branch.
#tools
#cavemen
Today, Bogol Urongabog got his ass kicked by a megatherium. Bogol had startled the creature as he was attempting to sneak past it so he could go drink from a nearby river. While wounded in pride and body, Bogol survived this experience and continued on to survive to the age of 47.
#caveman