Meat Boy

@Neapoi
56 Followers
78 Following
72 Posts
I am a boy made of meat
Favorite cut of meat?Hamburger
Who loves meat? This guy!!
Emotionally overwhelmed at the end of a terribly stressful week. Looking forward to finding my center.
boost this to convince me to call the doctor to set up an appointment to get help for my mental illness (this is the strangest, most authentic and shameless thing I've ever tooted)
Goodmorning toot fam. Sending you all the love in the world. Go sparkle!
Bed cake
Evangelical Christians are no different than the Taliban sent toot.

the use of a colon can really change the meaning of a sentence

for instance, I have three toys in my desk: a Troll doll, a Koosh ball, and a Slinky

as opposed to

I have three toys in my colon: a Troll doll, a Koosh ball, and a Slinky

Today is my birthday. I feel very old and I plan on drinking myself to sleep tonight. Alone. Happy birthday me!
Fucking Mario Kart.
Birdsite is always so full of angry people. I really need to start using this platform more. It’s so much happier over here!