There will be no horny on this site. This is the police and we say so.
Gotta say that somewhere obvious or they'll get a stick up their ass about it and arrest me.
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Holy shit I'm not NYPD tho.
Gotta say that somewhere obvious or they'll get a stick up their ass about it and arrest me.
Gotta say that somewhere obvious or they'll get a stick up their ass about it and arrest me.
@Vulpes_Absurda This joke has been circulating for all 20 of the years pokemon has been around and is illegal now.
@voln Text Art, ASCII Art, and those sorts of things are illegal and we have to arrest you now because we're the police of New York City.
Okay, everyone, there are too many people now. You gotta share accounts or something.
Just too many people out there to be policed.
Okay, everyone, there are too many people now. You gotta share accounts or something.
Just too many people out there to be policed.
@TomPratchett The 'F' word is illegal. You're going to jail. Put your hands where I can see them.
@deavmi Nobody is with us. We are a legion of lonesome vigil-keepers who are the only ones upholding the law.
@TomPratchett 400 black with 3 sugars each, and 34 dozen donuts
@AnndraADunn We can endorse this. You're all safe to say and do pretty much anything.
Since @drugs updated us on the situation, drugs are now legal everybody. Keep it on the DL though, we don't know if the DEA is chill.