I get why people ride his dick so hard; it's a type of appeasement that if senpai notices them they MIGHT get some clout rubbed off on them. Mind you, billionaires are usually self absorbed assholes and musk is no different. Every time I see someone riding him i just...well the meme says it all.

People thinking Twitter isn't going to implode due to horrible mismanagement have me in this mood today. #twitterisdying