@My2dads

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People fight themselves, but I fight the urge to launch protein bombs at hot topics
I would turn off my power for a year, if someone let me crash at their place for 3 months. Sight unseen.
One time, at sea world, the staff put me in the lost and found box until my parents came to get me.
I logged into my paypal in case I want to have a long weekend on the town. I'm brining my bad boy shorts
@Snarf I would stop cleaning my room if it made you smile
Tried homey roasting a ham, but my I burnt my D!#K skin

I've added up all of my expsenses for next week, and things are not looking very bright

---Bills paid to date---
Water Bill - 14$
Gas (Lol) - 78$
Car - 1858$
AI bill - 27.49$

---Things not paid---
Electricity - 418$

A pot of gold would make a neice wedding present
Mother nature must have had birthing hips to pop out a sand dune
One day I'll find my lost lost prince doll. Making the oroginal, and then making the lost version, and me losing it. #classicgags