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@Murkrow
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Je fais de mon fucking mieux, Barbara.

Kit | 30 | Taurus | UK | poorly-rested tall child

🇬🇧 h*ck yeah | 🇫🇷 j'apprends

current mood:
Channel Divinity: Twilight Sanctaury is absolutely incredible
I thought it was 1d6+5 but it turns out if everyone stands still out of combat you can do it e l e v e n times consecutively and if you fill their hp it stacks on top as temporary hit points. I'm at 112/38 hp and the rest of the team is similarly adamantium-plated
Oh okay Twilight Clerics have a once-per-day Make Everyone Bulletproof sphere, I'm never playing another class ever again
@Murkrow rip and tear until it's done
Important: when carving a pumpkin it is vital to go in with no plan whatsoever and just hack and scrape away until a face emerges
me: *types several paragraphs about chives*
masto: omg not me refreshing bestie oop- 🤪🤪🤪

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The concept of time is trans in French

Why French and Spanish Make No Sense: Pronouns

Today's most memorable customer: man with spongebob/patrick ahegao porn hoodie

It wasn't even cold enough to need a hoodie today

I misremembered, it's actually Bigger Luke Theory but still