“You are what you eat.”

That’ll do, pig. That’ll do.

Don’t worry, the camera sees you.

No thanks. My house key got scratched up by Portugal

Is this the new COVID variant?

“Can you confirm you understood that message?”

You… don’t???

But what if they’re really just concerned about you as in: “Human, stay away from that poison!”

Maybe it’s friendly? Giant mushy friend!

My dog is humping my leg… What is it trying to say?