The "They get payed for being gay?!?!?" Copypasta - Lemmy.world

The government pays me to be gay, approximately $160 a week. the pay goes up with age to roughly a $500 a week when you turn 26. This is because 26 is the age when most people lol for long term relationships. And when you get married, the pay doubles. That’s why the government was not so keen to allow gay marriage because it would be expensive.