Vertically challenged - just 3.0m tall! Not a Parody!
Allegedly invisible to the naked eye || Not always defended from jerks by @MSB_Paddles & @MontagueGantry...
Hi friends and welcome to the continued fight against jerks in large vehicles (and self-confessed geniuses who own social media companies)
May your expectations always be lower than my girders!
Elon Musk is Intermational Jerk of the Year
I don't make the rules
The Heavyweight Champion of the World of All Time in the History of Ever will never be defeated!
Especially not by a fragile, thin-skinned, glass-jawwed dunce who came across a highly dubious and questionably sourced $USD44,000,000,000.
Elon is currently the clubhouse leader and in prime position to take out International Jerk of the Year
Lining up and promoting me as the Heavyweight Champion of the World of All Time in the History of Ever on the side of your large vehicle is a very new and, yet still, unsuccessful strategy
ACM: All-star Champion: Monty
8 BILLION (8,000,000,000!) people now on this rock and I keep seeing the handful of jerks every year in their large vehicles crash into my girders
What are the chances?!
Yes, it's me! In all my low hanging girder glory!
Not as stingy as the Birb site - I got my full name in the handle!
Now... which jerk in a large vehicle is going to be the first to ignore all 27 warning signs in the immediate vicinity of my girders?
