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Middle-aged scatterbrain working in 'the healthcare field'. Teaching a computer to sculpt in my spare time. Torontoish. Pronouns: he/hare
@egypturnash Nah, thank you for all the work you're putting in on it!
@Leucrotta Io'lene! Io'lene! Io'lene! IO'LENE! Gort barada nicto cough IO'LENE!

Today's soundtrack: "The Unusual Classical Synthesizer"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VaKxmcMFlk

The Unusual Classical Synthesizer

YouTube

In the latest manufactured round of alarm, managers are apparently retaliating for ''Quiet Quitting' by 'Quiet Firing', where they
- avoid one-to-one conversations
- refuse to provide feedback
- fail to share critical information needed to perform their jobs
- pass workers over for promotions
- subject employees to stingy raises, or no raises at all.

Sounds like everywhere I've worked for the last twenty years, to be honest. And I broke myself working for those guys.

Fuck 'em.

@bunnyhero
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I am the CAT inside the skein ( and I ctrl-alt );
I am the file you seek in vain ( and I ctrl-alt );
I am the eff ay queues in reams ( and I ctrl-alt );
I am the source of all your memes ( and I ctrl-alt );
I OK PROFILES FOR REMOTE
I TRANSFER FILES BY CAR OR BOAT
I LOCK YOU DOWN I BUILD A FORT
MR. TECH SUPPORT

There's buzzin' and ringin' in my ear
And I wonder where do I go from here
The moments missed, the tickin' of time
I suppose this life is mine, all mine
I remember a time when my mind was clean and clear
- The Heads (Damage I've Done)

That's a lie, though. I don't remember a time when my mind was cleaner, or clearer, than it is now.

This doesn't, unfortunately, mean I'm productive in a useful-to-business direction. Just alert, and emotionally well regulated.

That's the best I can usually do.

@Aradia @zebratron2084 ... as though you never marveled at a collection of your best shitposts for a while.

@porsupah LET ME UNLOCK BERT, MELISSA AND RALPH.

PLEASE.

YOU MUST RUN WITH US.

Masked it up, backed up six feet
Double-gloved, took no chances
Went thru lockdown, hard to buy groceries
Just a man and his bills to survive

So many waves, stats rising too fast
ICU getting too gory
Self-isolate, 'till you get to that date
Your reward is a small plastic vial

It's the...
Vial of the Pfizer
I don't 'bout the cost
At this point, it's unwise to be a miser
At your first free appointment
Swipe my delt with a swab
And start shooting me up with a viiiiiaaaal....
of the Pfizer

Another jog around the sun?

Sure, why not. I think I'm getting the hang of it.