“Or else” seems rather ominously implied here.
Misty Gedlinske
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Writer. Speaker. LGBTQIA+ Advocate. Spouse. Parent. Western NC ➡️ Southern WI. Queer there and everywhere. She/Her/Y’all. 💖💜💙 BWithTheT
“What a beautiful gravy boat,” says a customer to an antique dealer.
"Ah, yes. But what a shame the poor soup tureen is a chamber pot."
- Panic! at the Estate Sale
Is that a fake bullet on your truck’s antenna port, or is a male dog really happy to see me? #RedRocket
3 Tablespoons ground cinnamon
2 teaspoons ground ginger*
2 teaspoons ground nutmeg
1 ½ teaspoons ground allspice
1 ½ teaspoons ground cloves.
Mix together, give it a good sniff, then store in a sealed container.
Bob Barker has died at the age of 99, which was as close to 100 as he could get without going over.
Masterful gambit, sir. Well played.
POV: It’s 3 AM and you’re a cat. Time to steal a rock from the potted plant and repeatedly hockey slap it against a cast iron heat vent.
I'll betcha a cheese curd, a cheesecake, and a bowl of cheesy grits you'll find a helluva lot of overlap.
Thank you, random sofa art on an antique store wall, for showing a body like mine as a flourishing delight.
Never mind a thigh gap. Peel me a grape, honey.
I told him I didn’t want his number.
I told him I didn’t want to give him mine.
I told him I didn’t want to meet him nowhere.
I told him I didn’t want none of his time.
Nevertheless, the Scrub King persisted.
