Thomas P. Moonis

@MisterMoo@mstdn.social
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One in ten poasts guaranteed to make you blow air sharply out of your nose in a manner that denotes amusement.

Hi, I’m Mister Moo. Whenever the world seems too complicated, I take a nap in a tree and wait for dinner.

Avatar movies bring in some great memes before vanishing from the culture entirely.

Predictions for tomorrow’s jobs report:

Numbers good -> stonks go up
Numbers bad -> stonks go up

i know it's scary outside of the trench but right now mommy needs you to affix your bayonet and charge, sweetheart
I like how when you get a CT contrast they specifically tell you, "it's gonna feel like you peed your pants" 🧐 and you say, "okay, yeah I see the logic there, I'm gonna keep that in mind" 🤔 but then when you get it your brain goes "no actually I think we did, sadly, embarrassingly, we are the exception and we did, and we have to live with that" 🧠😪
2025 summed up in two words: foreseeable hell.
I lost my thesaurus and I'm gutted. Really gutted. Like absolutely gutted.

> Announce new game
> Few pre rendered shots of landscapes
> End on logo
> ”Coming when Halley’s Comet is next visible to the naked eye”

Why are all games like this

Imagine if you opened up the calculator app on your phone and there was a "calculator wrapped" and it told you things like how many numbers you typed in and what the biggest number you calculated was.
America: there is nothing we can do for an 80/20 issue because alcohol companies said no.
UK: we're leaving the EU because 51.89% said we should.
Generative AI is just instructing infinite monkeys while herding infinite cats. No wonder execs like it so much.