Problematic Bard

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Currently a very lazy GM. Dice collector. Working on a bullet journal (dungeon journal? dunjo??) style notebook for weekly campaign notes. Prefers fluff over crunch in games. Strong opinions on how the alignment system is bad for story telling.

Blog @ : https://tabletop.press/miru/

PronounsHe/They
Currently Playing/GMingPathfinder - Homebrew (post Rise of the Runelords content)
Main Account@Gwyndolin
Last PCNE Catfolk Bard
Problematic BardMay 13, 2019
Sentient Dwarf FortressMay 13, 2019

I have improved my organization. That was not satisfying.

— Lòr Logemil, manager

Problematic BardMay 13, 2019
Probably a good idea to have a quick reference for water combat rules on hand for tomorrow. I'm just going to leave the swim rules open for it because that's too much to try to shorthand down for me.
Problematic BardMay 13, 2019
I'm just going to dump various covers of Zora's Domain on my players for musical aesthetic tomorrow
Problematic BardMay 12, 2019

"I can't find a good aquatic looking undead for aesthetic, what if I just google... undead mermaid"

a billion different edgy Little Mermaid drawings come at me from every side. I sigh and chuck that idea for now.

Problematic BardMay 12, 2019
💀Necromantic Love💀May 11, 2019
I finally got a new wallet
Problematic BardMay 8, 2019
Dungeon JunkMay 8, 2019
The sarcophagus is empty except for an enchanted flint wand which can banish golems but summons a small imp who just stares at you, creeping you out.
Problematic BardMay 8, 2019
Lots of bad instances/folks are cropping up again recently. If anyone sees one, or a post about one going around, feel free to DM me with a link / information and I'll look into it! Keeping ya'll safe and comfortable in this space is important ​
Show threadProblematic BardMay 8, 2019

My players are jerryrigging a 100% evil occult ritual (used to forcibly sever a Kami from their ward to make an Oni) to NOT be evil and also actually help free a Marid from her bindings

If it fails, the primary caster is cursed with "Ravenous Hunger", so they're going to have the undead sorcerer be the primary since that's just how he is already & he'd be fairly easy to subdue

Find out if it works next week, hopefully they all roll good~

Problematic BardMay 8, 2019
Occult Rituals are just like reading a witchcraft book from a new age store, but it actually works and maybe you accidentally summon a demon or are cursed to be eternally hungry or something
Problematic BardMay 7, 2019

me right now: "Oh I had this really cool idea for the game tonight where did I write it down"

spoiler: I didn't write it down.