Happy Easter, everybody!
I enjoy surprising my moronic chicks every year playing the easter bunny. It's mostly good fun and games, at least until chicks get pushed off the ledge, someone begins to cry, and chaos ensues. Which is every f*
#king year, goddammit.
Anyway, we're having a great day!
#MiniBunny #MoronicChicksSometimes I wonder about the roads not taken and how everything could be different. I mean, what if I were Mini-Froggy? Hard to imagine. Would I still live the sloth lifestyle? So many possibilities, so many choices. But that is life, I guess. Just pondering...
#ThoughtfulFrogFace #ItsNotEasyBeingGreenThe weather is great, winter seems to be gone for good and I am ready to go on adventures!
By the way, is this an appropriate place to announce that I'm very open to branded content? Kind of bummed to give Osprey a big publicity boost without getting paid...
I missed my sunny garden and so I came back! To be honest, the other server was too big and scary for me. Mini is as mini does, I guess.
Hey, these were my two last postings over there:
https://mastodon.art/@MiniFrauli/114018533197578324
https://mastodon.art/@MiniFrauli/114058878498427197
So good to be back! I'll be lying in the sun over there.
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It's COLD outside but it doesn't mean you can't be fashion-forward and stay warm in style! How do you like my winter outfit?
Some people say I'm a pocket warmer and should just hop into the microwave and warm others... But I like to do things my way, thank you very much, boomers! #CozySloth #BeYourself
So this is my great-grandfather Mini-Gandalf in front of his ancient home Trinity Church in Glendalough, Ireland.
Right?
No! It's me, Mini-Frauli! Just to let you know that I'm a master of disguise - you'll never see me coming! (I'm also very small, so that helps.)
These are my good friends / servants: the three moronic chicks. Ever since I met them in Husum by the sea, I have tried to teach them to assist me in my mini laboratory when I'm working on my mini projects. But what can I tell you, they are as useless as their empty little faces suggest. I still love them, we have a lot of fun.
I love nature. Did you realize that mushrooms are very similar to sloths? Brownish, slow, taste earthy and... Well OK, they are not similar to sloths at all. But I still like them a lot. When it's raining, there is no better shelter. Mushrooms: 4.5/5 stars.
I enjoy exploring the beauty of nature. At the beach I found this funny blonde wig and was about to take it home to show my friends. Turns out these are the eggs of a sea creature they had misplaced or something. Doesn't look like eggs to me but OK. Anyway, it was a beautiful day.
This is great. I just arrived here and already 100% of my followers are lovely people! Did not expect that!
An important fact about me: I love to travel. This is me at Curracloe Beach in the southeast of Ireland. I hope it's OK to toot my own horn in my own toot: I'm also known to be very fashion-forward. But obviously you can tell.
Hello Mastodon, it's about time to leave the toxic social media sites and join you beautiful creatures in this sunny garden. My name is Mini-Frauli and here you can see my wonderful family. Guess who's the only one wearing pants!
