Starting to wonder, after seeing this youtu.be/XJ-D3xVancs?si=m3mbEpY9ljWxaOzc
Will the plot twist here be that Margaret, and not Carlita, is the mother of The Anti-Christ
The First Omen | In Theaters April 5
Katie Mears rehabilitates Dane Cook
https://lemmy.world/post/13147695
Katie Mears rehabilitates Dane Cook - Lemmy.World
I’ll just add to Mears’s superb analysis that in addition to Gary Gulman,
Anthony Jeselnik, Daniel Tosh, and Pete Holmes clearly took many cues from Dane
Cook’s approach and on stage persona. Through comics like these, we now get
terrific contemporary performers like Tom Witcombe (
https://youtu.be/idgQOji3Izk?si=1gGj7XGJQBWoOhQK
[https://youtu.be/idgQOji3Izk?si=1gGj7XGJQBWoOhQK] )and Yang Bo
https://m.facebook.com/XiaoguoComedy/videos/chinese-one-liner-comedian-yang-bo-jokes-about-work-life-workplace-and-not-so-in/3143272462589495/
[https://m.facebook.com/XiaoguoComedy/videos/chinese-one-liner-comedian-yang-bo-jokes-about-work-life-workplace-and-not-so-in/3143272462589495/]
The Crow Remake: First Trailer - Lemmy.World
Yep, this finally came to fruition. And looks even shittier than we all imagined
Georgia woman gets stuck under conveyor, dies while trying to get AirPod, authorities say
https://lemmy.world/post/13115853
Georgia woman gets stuck under conveyor, dies while trying to get AirPod, authorities say - Lemmy.World
“A Georgia woman died last week after she dropped an AirPod under a conveyor and
got caught in a chain that moves the machine while reaching for it, authorities
said According to an incident report from the Columbia County Sheriff’s Office,
a witness told investigators that line worker Alyssa Drinkard, 21, dropped the
AirPod below the conveyor while on shift at a plant for Club Car around 9:45
p.m. Friday… When she tried to get the earbud from under the machine, she got
caught in the chain that moves the conveyor, the witness said, according to the
report. Due to the way Drinkard was pinned, the witness — identified as fellow
worker Fae’Zsha Smith — “was not able to get her out, so she called for
maintenance to come and shut the machine down. They began taking it apart once
the machine was down and called 911,” the report says. Emergency personnel freed
Drinkard, of Grovetown, “by cutting the metal frame from around the conveyor and
pulling her out,” the report indicates" Drinkard still had a pulse when she was
freed from the machine, and emergency personnel performed life-saving measures
on her before she was hospitalized, the incident report said" Regrettably, the
author is either unaware of or omits Fleetwood Mac’s culpability in this
terrible tragedy… They signed this poor girl’s death warrant, by brainwashing us
all into believing that we vowed to never break the chain
Macabre Comedy - Lemmy.World
Feel free to add your own links, and share your own jokes
Stephen Colbert: The Anglosphere's most underrated actor
https://lemmy.world/post/13071872
Stephen Colbert: The Anglosphere's most underrated actor - Lemmy.World
https://www.instagram.com/p/C3VKCGhuHID/
[https://www.instagram.com/p/C3VKCGhuHID/] & Interview
https://youtu.be/zZ2wLJWIOn8 [https://youtu.be/zZ2wLJWIOn8] "The star of Love
Lies Bleeding stopped by The Late Show with Stephen Colbert to promote her
latest film and talked about the backlash over her Rolling Stone cover. Colbert
brought up the cover that has generated a lot of buzz on social media and
revealed CBS had barred him from showing it on the late-night show. “I just want
you to know and the audience to know that I think it’s a perfectly lovely
cover,” Colbert told Stewart. “We were asked by CBS not to show it. They thought
that would be not a good idea for us to show this and I don’t understand why.”
Stewart is pictured on the magazine’s cover without a bra, wearing a leather
vest, and posing with her right hand down her jockstrap. After cheers and
applause from the audience seeing the cover, Colbert said, “I want to say that
you look better in a jockstrap than I ever did.” After being asked why she
thought people had difficulty with the cover, she said, “OK, let’s keep this
light. I think it’s a little ironic because I feel like I’ve seen a lot of male
pubic hair on the cover of things; I’ve seen a lot of hands in pants… I think
there’s a certain overt acknowledgment of female sexuality that has its own
volition that is annoying for people that are sexist and homophobic.” Colbert
said that some people might feel that Stewart’s cover “violates expectations of
female sexuality,” to which Stewart added, “Yes, because female sexuality isn’t
supposed actually want anything but to be had and that feels like it’s
protruding in a way that might be annoying, but f*** you.” Colbert’s dramatic
chops have gone unsung for an unforgivably long time. One must posess superhuman
poise, to utter transparently phony words like that before a live audience, then
keep a straight face the entire time, when we all know what was really on
his(and every other heterosexual man on this planet’s)mind: “Kristen, honey, my
dick went flaccid within a microsecond of seeing a picture of you looking even
more mannish than Janet Reno at the height of fame. Alas, my talents don’t
extend even a centimeter beyond regurgitating the pieties of contemporary
Progressivism, so I’m not actually going to say anything remotely original or
incisive in public”
Bajongas Save America - Lemmy.World
https://slate.com/human-interest/2024/03/sydney-sweeney-snl-hooters-glen-powell.html
[https://slate.com/human-interest/2024/03/sydney-sweeney-snl-hooters-glen-powell.html]
https://1ft.io/proxy?q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.spectator.co.uk%2Farticle%2Fboobs-are-back-thank-you-sydney-sweeney
[https://1ft.io/proxy?q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.spectator.co.uk%2Farticle%2Fboobs-are-back-thank-you-sydney-sweeney]
An intriguing theory, even if one that’s weighted down in non-sequitur leaps of
logic and wishful thinking
Worthwhile stand-ups you've recently discovered
https://lemmy.world/post/13040075
Worthwhile stand-ups you've recently discovered - Lemmy.World
In addition to Witcombe, I’ve also stumbled across the work of Mike Ward, who’s
somehow escaped my attention till now
https://youtu.be/o64bQomgAOY?si=-kmSK-lWItdoxOot
[https://youtu.be/o64bQomgAOY?si=-kmSK-lWItdoxOot] How 'bout the rest of you
all?
The First Omen: Real trailer released
https://lemmy.world/post/13039437
The First Omen: Real trailer released - Lemmy.World
Well, it’s at least nice to see Myrcella from GOT receiving a lead in a
high-profile production, even if it looks like her character won’t survive till
the end credits here either
