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hi! i'm new here. i'm a mom, i'm starting a business (www.vommat.com), and i'm exploring mastodon!

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@Chaspap great point 😂
Starting the week with a sausage McMuffin in the Costco parking lot. Am I starting the week at a high or a low? 😂
I’m in stirring-the-risotto jail right now but it will be worth it
Daughter is looking at the window on the subway asking, “what does.. f, u, c, k spell?” I said uh I don’t know it’s not really a word and then she said “fuck it says fuck” 😂
It finally happened. 7 year old whined, “why dont we have an elf on the shelf?” Some houses have elves and some don’t, sorry baby this is an elf less house!
@veitia yep I was going to do 10 mins but he popped in at 9 after.
How long do you wait on a late Zoom host before you bail?
@veitia thank you, this does help. I meant more that - people search for some pretty weird things and with pretty terrible grammar 😂 but! I am going to apply your tips; I only know enough to be dangerous so I’ll take what I am given!
@sagetyrtle how relevant to current times!!
@sagetyrtle now I am doubting if it is a real word 😂