So I'm imagining the coronation sped up with the Benny Hill theme, can I expect the metropolitan police to come for me?

#RejectedAlbumTitles
The Queen is not pining! She's passed on! This monarch is no more! She has ceased to be! She's expired and gone to meet her maker! If you hadn't nailed her to the throne she'd be pushing up the daisies! THIS IS AN EX-QUEEN!!

#ASongOrMovieForMayDay
Theresa place

#ASongOrMovieForSitting
...bag.

#ASongOrMovieForSitting
La-Z-

Not really.
---
RT @guardian
Twitter to let publishers charge users per article read, says Elon Musk https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2023/apr/30/twitter-to-let-publishers-charge-users-per-article-read-says-elon-musk?utm_term=Autofeed&CMP=twt_gu&utm_medium&utm_source=Twitter#Echobox=1682842224
https://twitter.com/guardian/status/1652591424708198400

Jeff Bell cartoon explaining how Luxon will ensure national produces less bs.

Lake Wanaka!

⁣

Fractal veggie!