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One of the things I loved about Chuck Norris is that on Walker, Texas Ranger, he frequently kicked the shit out of Nazis and confederate white supremacist militias.

RIP to a legend

The current President and basically every rich person participated in unspeakable horrors, but don't worry, I'll be at work on time
It's more like a Bill of Wrongs at this point, right? #comedy
Crouch spamming and yelling "friendly!" at the ice agents as they lob teargas at me.

Wemby was right about Vegas. It's a dystopian hellscape under a facade of gold and lights.

I had fun tho

Eating a bacon king 2 hours before my flight out of Vegas might be my biggest gamble yet
Heard a meteorologist on TV say "Gulf of America" today and I almost defenestrated.
Unyielding support from a red wings fan to the toronto maple leafs to wreck the Panthers and their stupid racist owner
Made this for my sister in law for her birthday. #marcustheworm #art
Guys we're gonna rename the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America. What? Inflation and the price of eggs? What are you talking about. Gulf of America, baby!!!!