He’ll need a NASCAR type jacket, featuring all of his sponsors. I just can’t keep up anymore.

Brings a new meaning to “Closed door meetings”.

“A fool and their money will soon be parted.”

“Chicken arise!.. Arise chicken…Chicken arise!”

“Some people create their own storms, then get mad when it rains.”

“Cheat Enabled.”

Next time you’re eating the chips at a Mexican Restaurant, get a side of lemons/limes.

Apply citrus to chips and sprinkle desired salt amount.

The salt will stay on the zesty chips throughout the salsa dipping process.

Up

Just don’t put anything on the dashboard.

“Never underestimate the power of stupidity in large groups.”