Today’s 30-minute writing challenge sees the conclusion to the short story about the weird neighbours.
https://masonhellcat.wordpress.com/2023/01/13/short-fiction-the-neighbours-pt-2-of-2/

“Oh what a laugh it would have been, if Daddy had only seen, Mummy kissing Santa Claus last night” sings kid who pathetically underestimates how Daddy would have reacted on seeing his wife fooling around with a 600 year old bearded man in their living room.

Geez I wish Deliveroo had extended their network to regional NSW so I could at least feel some sense of loss.
Meanwhile, I’m pleased to announce Tartan Pizza has our town covered by delivering 4-5pm Wednesdays. ‘Pizza in 90 minutes or it’s... GONNA TAKE LONGER AWRIGHT?!’