Maybe tonight’s the night Tom Brady’s arm finally falls off.

Sitting here thinking about what would happen if PeeWee Herman stumbled into the Barbie movie universe, like a normal person.

it’s like dogs and cats sleeping together

Happy Weed Day, Canada! 🍁🍁🍁

I measure drives over the Grapevine in plays of Siberian Breaks, like a normal person. Today’s drive: 5 plays 😱

Jesus Christ Superstar, but with Muppets.

After seeing the Old Prospector, I got a raise and found 26 cents on the sidewalk. Boost the old Prospector for good luck!

five objects to summon me
💥 color changing LEDs
💥 water
💥 film noir
💥 organic weed farm
💥 petting zoo