MartyMarmalade

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I’m actually fat Tom Cruise. Came here to get off Twitter.

He talked about electric cars. I don't know anything about cars, so when people said he was a genius I figured he must be a genius.

Then he talked about rockets. I don't know anything about rockets, so when people said he was a genius I figured he must be a genius.

Now he talks about software. I happen to know a lot about software & Elon Musk is saying the stupidest shit I've ever heard anyone say, so when people say he's a genius I figure I should stay the hell away from his cars and rockets.

Jesus says thanks for all the b-day wishes! He said he wants Republicans to stop posing in front of Christmas trees with their children holding AR-15 rifles.
Thinking of the thousands of nurses, hospital aides, chaplains, social workers, and doctors who are caring for the sick this Christmas.
@JDS guy is a bag of hot turds.

#gregabbott sent these people to part of the coldest area of the country, wearing t-shirts. No jackets.

That is some serious #hate from the #gop

More migrants dropped off outside vice president's home in freezing weather on Christmas Eve

https://www.cnn.com/2022/12/24/politics/migrants-dropped-off-vice-president-christmas-eve/index.html

@ElonMuskBot hilarious, should stick to engineering and get out of politics.
@RollingStone Nunes is a tool.
@rbreich what do you propose be done about it? It’s a free market, the price is that which the market will bear.