Make Me Laugh

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Twitter refugee. Looking for better. 2016 and on made me cynical. Laughter is my therapy now. My beagle is my zen master.
@baarda Nice to see some humanity somewhere in the world.
@adhdeanasl Please write your jokes in toilet stalls anyway. I’d appreciate the laughs.
@davidvienna I have a Christmas tree ornament that looks just like this bird but it’s got sprinlkles of glitter which makes it downright magical.
@jibsaramnim I would hang that in my living room.
Do Mondays make my nose look big?
#Mondog #dog #dogs #dogsofmastodon #mastodogs
@jb Even the toys are exhausted.
@TheTootOfBob My car is so old I have to crank-start it.
@dankmilk69420 I need a Toll House cookie the size of a frisbee.