I got a flu shot and I'm ready to kick ass up and down the block with full immunity.

I had to grind for this view

I saw some gay dogs get married and then got drunk and we all hated on the police, what a good day

All I've done on Facebook in the past year is remind my high school friends I'm still super gay and that feels right.

I learned to cook spinach tonight. Spinach is a liar's vegetable. "Hey I come in this giant tin and you ate me in three bites," absolutely clownshoes

I'm going to upstate New York this weekend! All I'm gonna do is watch cartoons with friends! Maybe even BE one! Golly!

I spent four hours today trying to come up with a convention badge name and have nothing to show for it but a page of sentences that all start with "glomp"

I'm streaming Mario 64 with Aura tonight and I'm heckin EXCITED. I love my BOYFRIEND. He's GREAT. DANG.

Powerwalking gets easier the angrier you make yourself at the sidewalk.