Mack Dervish

@MackDervish
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Freelance gadfly and smartass.

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Ivana Shaver married John Bush and is now called Ivana Shaver-Bush.

July Aviation and Hypersonics

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At this year's Wimbledon event attendees will get saffron packets so they can have a posh spice.

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A man wants to inprove his golf game so he hires a sex therapist to help him with his putz.

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An old man drives his mohile home up to the gate of a rubber recycling plant.
He tells thee guard he wants to park his RV there.
The guard asks why.
The man says, "Because I heard rhis was a great place to re-tire."

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What do you call a healthy person from Budapest?
A well Hungarian.

if you sleep in the dream you sleep in real life

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A man got his girlfriend to marry him by proposing in a parking garage.
He knew she couldn't back out.

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I recently passed a driving test with an 8 out of 10.
The other 2 survived.