You can’t say “Evidence based” without “based”

Do you ever feel

like a plastic bag

drifting through the wind

wanting to start again?

The guy you need:

Liking femboys isn’t gay. They’re FEMboys, they have FEMININE features like uhh hello? You should still say “no homo” before you beat it just as a precaution.

The darkness is a balm for the troubled soul

Big (small) if true

The carpetbaggers didn’t take enough from those whiny losers and then they got all uppity on us and elected a fascist. They need to be reminded of their place as the scum of America.

Yep, it’s Wednesday again

There is no spoon