This is known, the amount of aita, relationship advice stuff and astro turfing on reddit is insane. My rule of browsing reddit is you never take any of it seriously.
the "I want you to rub my belly" followed by - "no don't touch my belly, now I'm ripping your arm"

me irl - Lemmy.world
#notlikeotherhumans #soquirky
When you wear a facemask and you can feel 1 tiny hair inside it tickling your nose
Whenever I have bought my kids off of amazon they have come
with..

Steven He - EMOTIONAL DAMAGE
YouTubeCaption Midjourneys Answer to "The Greatest Meme of All Time in 2040"
https://lemmy.world/post/660266
Caption Midjourneys Answer to "The Greatest Meme of All Time in 2040" - Lemmy.world
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