I mean, are they wrong?

Maybe if he didn't suck at not getting blown up, he wouldn't have been covered in pitch and thrown into the Grand Canyon.

I would make a really big penis in Manhattan to prove a point

Mass Eugenics

It means they're wearing a wire

How much acid would I need to melt a 250 pound pig

This implies that Harambe is the polar opposite of Adolf Hitler, and I am all for that.

Fake partner, just like Lisa was.

Strip

I'm scared of his massive cock