Had a dream last night I was in a fighting tournament, where we had to create our weapons out of Lego. Everyone showed up with swords and things, and I showed up with a huge-ass board shield the size of me, and a glove covered in spiky lego crystals

I was unstoppable.

Happy birthday to one of the most important things in this world, Sonic the Hedgehog 2, which turns 32 this year!

Also happy birthday to me I guess. I'm also 32.

Had a dream that I was doing a late night stream trying to push through a game, and I could barely keep my eyes open I was so tired, so I finally gave up and laid down for bed, closing my eyes

And then I woke up

And I was like "????"

Me: "They killed off Y'shtola and Papallimo in FF14, but they brought back Y'shtola because nobody masturbates to Papallimo"

My friend Wang: "Liz, you KNOW that's not true."

Normal people watching Brian David Gilbert's new video: "I don't like that he grew a beard, he looks better as a twink"

Me: "I don't like that he grew a beard because now he's really hot and it's fucking distracting, I can't focus on this SONG"

Idea for a game:

An oldschool style RPG inspired by Sweet Home and FF1, you have four mid level bureaucrats working at the equivalent of OSHA, who are sent to investigate the manor-dungeon of the Great Vampire Lord, count the number of violations, and bring them against him. You explore, counting violations, and can physically increase a number of violations in your menu, and at the end of the game if you get the number right, you get a reward.

It's just these four dry-as-hell bureaucrats, 1950s and 60s style, beating their way through a legion of demons and the undead, stomping the Vampire Lord flat, then planting a list of violations on his face

Still reading old 90s EGM magazines

Graphic design is my passion. I love trying to read white text on this god damn background.