Monty Don has an awful lot of tulips. His seem to have survived a bit better than some of mine
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Everything is shitty recipe websites now.
Got a computer problem?
"Where is the anti-fnork toggle in settings?"
Website: "When my husband and I met, he was so pro-fnork, and obviously could never find the settings for it..."
Blah blah blah for 30 unbearable paragraphs of story each intercut with ads and with ads on the sides and ads popping up and...
At the very middle of the page, before all the extra ads and SEO spam and fake comments, the answer: "Click show advanced settings."