Trump Wakes From Beautiful Dream Kissing Underage Girl To Find Face Being Licked By St. Bernard
WASHINGTON—Opening his eyes after nodding off for several minutes at his desk in the Oval Office, President Donald Trump is said to have awoken Friday from a beautiful dream about kissing an underage girl only to find himself being licked in the face by a St. Bernard. “Oh ye…
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Suspect Waits Patiently While Cop Sounds Out Miranda Rights
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Off to SCOTUS for orders and then arguments in Watson v. RNC, over whether federal law preempts states from allowing ballots cast by Election Day but received in the days after to be counted.
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"Microsoft 365 has more than 450 million paid commercial seats. After roughly two years on the market, Copilot has converted approximately 15 million of them into paying users. That's a 3.3% conversion rate, at $30 per user per month, generating roughly $5.4 billion in annual revenue. That's less than what Microsoft spent on infrastructure in a single quarter (3)."
None of the numbers make economic sense.
Trump Says He’s Concerned About Housing Access. His Policies Are Making it Worse.
It would be unjust to say the U.S. real-estate-mogul-in-chief created today’s housing crisis. But it is fair to say that...
I Homeschool My Kids, but I’m Repulsed by the Parental Rights Movement
This story is part of TPM Cafe, TPM’s home for opinion and news analysis. My partner and I homeschool our...
Trump Has Detained the Parents of More Than 11,000 U.S. Citizen Kids
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A ProPublica analysis of new ICE data shows that Trump has detained parents of U.S. citizen children at about twice the rate that Biden did, and moms have been deported four times as often.
https://www.propublica.org/article/trump-family-deportations-ice-citizen-kids?utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=mastodon-post
#News #ICE #Immigration #Family #Deportation #Children #Data #Trump
New in PN: The SAVE America Act could backfire bigly on MAGA
"Chaotically implementing new voting restrictions at a time when your base is demoralized and your cult leader isn’t on the ballot is a recipe for electoral disaster. The SAVE America Act seems, bizarrely, designed to elect James Talarico." https://www.publicnotice.co/p/save-america-act
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