Being drunk not only didn’t make me want to sexually abuse children, being that drunk would prevent any possible action. And weed has never made me a pedo as well.

Der Spaltenfritze?

Ist die Bürgerschaft wirklich dermaßen gespalten oder machen die Schrei- und Weinvereine einfach nur massiv ein Fass auf? Ich bekomme das tatsächlich nicht so mit.

Aber die haben ja nicht die Lehrstellen unbesetzt gelassen.

It died, fell to the ground, started rotting, MAGA took a dump on it and now it really stinks up the place.

*ohne es zu bemerken!

Man, what I want from Americans is writing down “I will not vote for a fascist again” 100 times.

Gefährlich zu sein heißt nicht keine Pfeife zu sein

Okay, but they are what? Minus 10 years now? I mean, as a millennial, I’m like, mid 20?

What do they know?

Who says that? Because they are wrong. I mean, I don’t want a Kardashian level, but flat? No!

Okay, to summarize:

• Trump is mighty powerful.
• Putin is mighty trustworthy.
• And… I think left is right.