Oh good, you bought pre-peeled garlic that came in a plastic container rather than peeling the natural container it comes in…

He said the ashtray, not grandpa’s urn…

He just wants to be pure

I’m pretty sure you could get a full brand new desktop that is more powerful for much less than $1600…

You paid money for that shirt?

Yeah I’m not sure why they bothered arguing with either an obvious troll or an idiot.

That’s how you get a lot of carbon or other partially cooked food in your next meal.

What? Cherry tomatoes are good

Of course

Well there is a perfect nursery song for your kid