@LukeSky Well, what kind of things does she like to stitch? Funny text? Flowers? Animals?

To give a concrete example of a job* where you're doing all the things all the time (at least in my experience) is office manager at a start up company. It doesn't sound glorious, but it's super varied!

I currently do, among things I'll forget to mention :

• invoicing and payments
• basic accounting
• hr
• day to day office running (making sure we have supplies, watering the plants, organising lunch, answering operational questions)
• set up and maintain the company knowledge database and teach people how to use it
• same for client database
• event planning (fairs, team building, company parties)
• organise courses and learnings
• research
• agenda keeping for the CEO
• man the phone
• random things that you can't really pin down like remind people to clean their desk (we don't have a cleaning service), run to the supermarket because it's hot and the boss is buying us ice cream, give info to new employees moving to the country on where to buy the best coffee)

It's never boring and also not stressful (for me, I thrive on organising thing).

*I don't know if this is a career. Personally I just want to go to work, work, go home and get paid to have money to do the things I like. I don't need fancy new title or promotions that come with more responsibilities and stress.

Neat! Thank you! Sounds like you recommend owning it?

Boobytraps. Rumours about a curse/ghosts/entry fee. Pretend there's something boring in there. Allow entry, but make the process the full force of German bureaucracy (you need to file form A on a blood moon, to get form A, you need document B2, no not that one the green one, you can get it from Location C but that's only open once a month for half an hour, and if you don't wear pink they won't help you).

Ich liebe Deutsch "Arzneimittel-Lieferengpassbekämpfungs- und Versorgungsverbesserungsgesetzes" 😂

Ich liebe Deutsch "Arzneimittel-Lieferengpassbekämpfungs- und Versorgungsverbesserungsgesetzes" 😂