Good morning #maui

I just found this mint condition record in my dad's collection. Transcendent. They went hard, or, it slaps, in the parlance of our times...

Oh, word?

This could only be possible if a manager doesn't know how to use a computer or a phone. Get bent

People with student loans right now:

This means we're fucked, right?

This is what #Windows11 is feeding me on my #work laptop. No wonder everyone is #dumb as hell