completely shaved my head so my gf won’t try to have sex with me for a couple weeks. This the shit I have to do now to feel like my body and my life is my own and nobody can control me.

“I don’t think I can handle you having friends” is an absolutely deflating and awful thing to hear from your s/o

Does this website still work?

haven’t been here in forever, gonna use this site as my dream journal now: last night dreamt I was at wk and they told me a coworker had a new office and I went visit him upstairs and he was just locked in a padded cell.

Should I ever run for something (I never will) Abolishing private schools would be a top priority on my platform to salvage human civilization

Come tomorrow I will have worked 120 out of the last 240 hours. I’ll have 4 days off and I plan on sleeping for all of them. I’m currently researching ways to self inflict a coma and holy shit on me not being the first person to think of this. Not only am I tired but I’m also unoriginal.

Had a very intense dream last night that was an obvious metaphor for a thing I’m currently going through and I’ve felt like a walking cliche ever since I’ve woke up

My co-worker has been telling me the plot of Ted 2 for what feels like the past hour, and I want to nonchalantly walk out a window

Trying to organize my co-workers and get them to listen to me but I don’t deserve it. I usually ignore the shit out of them when they are lonely, sad, or bored and just want to chit chat. Note to self: your co-workers are your brothers and sisters and should be treated as such because one day you will all need each other.