My husband and I are currently house hunting. My husband’s only requirement is that it’s in a solid blue state. He is allowing me to choose the home, otherwise. I too, want to move to a blue state, but I also want a Victorian, Colonial or a Gothic Revival. Well, I just found a home and I know my husband will instantly reject it… because it’s in Ohio, buuuuuuut, good God damned, looooook at this house! It looks like a mother fucking castle! Why does it have to be in fucking forced-birth Ohio?! 😫