Kitty Unpretty

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dick wizard, weedhorse, got batman banned from walmart

(you may have seen my fanfic floating around, is what i mean)

i stay unlisted because i forget to cw constantly, not because i don't want boosts. if you need cws you're better off not following. i won't fuss if you unfollow me so don't feel anxious about it.

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i simply cannot access the mindset that makes this comment seem like a good idea
did pillowfort do a redesign to look more like tumblr
my alarm went off at 7:15 and i picked up my phone and saw i got an email from fairyloot at 7:00 so i frantically scrambled to get my laptop in time to order this fucking book as quickly as humanly possible lmfao
seeing a consistent theme here (shiny)
i got my mom on discord to consolidate chat apps but that means now i've got my mother sending me facebook memes in the gamer app and the dissonance i'm experiencing is stunning
I'M CACKLING (nsfw)
my standard lunch lately, which isn't super cute or impressive but it uses up bread and yogurt. i had to use zucchini fries instead of grape tomatoes because the person who got our groceries grabbed rotten tomatoes 
*visibly vibrating with the effort of not reblogging to say that this is in fact a real thing some people can do* haha yeah that's a funny joke post
... what if...
ages ago i saw this pic and joked that if karzarul ever saw someone sporting this look, the idea that *he* could be dainty and frilly would probably haunt him. but recently it occurred to me that if he DID try to go for it he would DEFINITELY fuck it up and end up with a petticoat of tentacles. he would focus so much on the shape of the skirt he would make it part of his anatomy. so now *i* am the one who is haunted.