Look at these lumps. I was gone for two days over the weekend. They’ve figured out that if they stack their bodies on mine, I can’t leave without them. The best part is that I probably missed them more than they missed me😸

She’s being sneaky like she’s getting away with something but she is licking a plate she licked twice last night😸

I took this pic this weekend because I’ve never looked this unmelted after hanging out in intense humidity

It’s nerf or nothin in the living room so the pups have chosen nothin/taking a nap in my old room💖

Fresh ink
Artist credit: my niece

This is how I eat

They shouldn’t make these if they don’t want me to use them exclusively. They brought this on themselves.

Hey, it’s way better than the homophobia

My eyelids were glossy but I didn’t take a single picture where you can really see it except where I’m kissing Tyson and it’s still not great😸

I’m testing out a new wink