Mint works well on my Thinkpads

Look at the food that is served in hospitals. Garbage.

My worry is that we leave it to the government to feel our future generations with unhealthy food

I’ve never done it so I can’t say for certain.

I typically buy purpose built routers which advertise routing speed benchmarks

It’ll be hard to find one at that price. You may find something with a 2.5G NIC but whether or not it will actually route at line speed is highly unlikely.

Your best bet to keep prices low is to add a 2.5G NIC to an old PC. Even that may not work

Markor on Android and Obsidian on Desktop.

All synced with syncthing

NixOS although I’m not sure if it’s technically immutable

Look at Mikrotik. Very affordable and extremely powerful. Only do this though if you know what you are doing with networking

All my devices use Syncthing via Tailscale to get my data to my server.

From there, my server backs up nightly to rsync.net via BorgBackup.

I then have Zabbix monitoring my backups to make sure a daily is always uploaded.

I’m surprised at how against the idea a lot of people seem to be

For sure. Just omitting the name of the winner will work