Day #3
Last week we had a chain of stores in the Netherlands starting to sell sex toys, groups were ofcourse angry and outraged that young kids would be exposed to plastic sticks that can vibrate! Hell would descend upon the store etc etc.

As usual, nothing happened and guess what? They completely sold out within 48 hours.
People are starting to normalise sex and have fun with it! WOO! slowly getting there.

As for tips on what to tell your kids when they ask what they are:

1.) "That's where your controllers batteries go every night"
2.) Aunty Jenna could really use one of those. She's been single so long now.
3.) I don't know honey, ask your mother when we get back home
4.) It's a vibrating toy that I pleasure myself with