I’m just not quite right today.

Fuck tomorrow

I didn’t forget your birthday. That’s how I chose to celebrate it.

Thinking of having a conversation with myself across four different microblogging platforms.

Day 2,480 of What the Fuck Did You Expect?

I’m 47 years old and I have Velcro shoes. I got better things to do than fuck with strings.

So this didn’t really pan out.

Conservatives love guns, fetuses, and Jesus because none of them are able to call them on their bullshit.