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‘2001: A SPACE ODYSSEY’ (KUBRICK- 1969), ‘ERASERHEAD’ (LYNCH- 1977) AND ‘TETSUO: THE IRON MAN’ (TSUKAMOTO- 1989) ALL HAVE THE SAME ENDING

*LEARNED ABOUT CURING AND SEASONING A MOLCAJETE LESS THAN TWELVE HOURS AGO VOICE* BABE, I DON’T THINK YOUR PARENTS MOLCAJETE IS CURED AND SEASONED

THE SAMUS IN SAMUS ARAN, PROTAGONIST IN ‘METROID’, IS PRONOUNCED LIKE CAMUS. IDGAF WHAT NINTENDO SAYS

THE MANSON FAMILY’S ATTEMPT TO START HELTER-SKELTER ENDS WITH THE ENTIRE FAMILY STUCK UP A TREE

I AM WRITING THIS FROM PRISON. THE BLACK IRON PRISON, WHICH IS THE WORST KIND OF PRISON.

I HOPE THE ANTS THAT KEEP INVADING THE KITCHEN, IN WHATEVER CAPACITY THEY HAVE TO TELL STORIES OR PASS DOWN LEGENDS AND ORAL HISTORY, SPEAK OF ME ONLY AS A FUCKING DEMON THAT HAS KILLED SO MANY OF THEM. I HOPE I AM PORTRAYED AS A GENOCIDAL MONSTER, BECAUSE I AM FUCKING TIRED OF THEM.