On the topic of ride Pokemon again, its kind of hilarious that Lapras is this calm, soothing surfing Pokemon that you can hang out and fish on but Sharpedo is just GOTTA GO FAST and you're just holding on for dear life.

When will Fisticuffs Crab evolve.

I need to get Drampa so I can use ONLY sweet Falcor grandfather dragon mop and blast the Neverending Story theme.

Can someone explain to me why all the other Pokemon ride modes make plenty of sense but Machamp's he's just. Lovingly cradling you in his arms? Bridal Style. Holding you to him.

ALSO. ALSO CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW THIS https://mastodon.social/media/11703

Evolution is just a cheap tactic to make weak Pokemon seem stronger #thatsthepoint

Like, I found out only female Salandits evolve but my stubbornness kicked in and just. No. This little asshole is mine, we're gonna make it all the way.

I mean, really, I'm probably just gonna Pokemon shitpost for now