When you move to a new place, you need to master the local language. On Mastodon, tweets are called toots. Retweets are called boosts. Nazi accounts are called blocked accounts.

Welcome… to Fedi Vale.

Statistically, half of the people you know are currently playing pickleball

Café. While getting my order, the handsome barista with the fashion forward (untrimmed! untamed!) eyebrows spills cold brew on his pants, & says, to himself, “aw, babe!” He looks up & I give my best I-didn’t-hear-that expression. But I did. & now know he calls himself babe.

Possibly Genius Idea: a sports bar except all the TVs are playing Bravo shows