Why is #NadineDoris getting paid for the last two months? #GTTONow

Expensive weekend! 2 new mattresses. Typical that they both needed replacing at the same time! #Mattress #Shopping

My cat, Oxford, died yesterday. Natural causes at 19. Average age for Tonkinese is 10-15 years. He was such a character with a typical loud Tonk meow. He’ll be missed.

I’ve never read the Sun, so please excuse my ignorance. Did it actually say #huwedwards saw an image of the 17 year old’s pecker? Was the whole article a ruse just to out Edwards? Either way, that paper should be shut down!

The other side is rather dull! What have I missed?

Note to self, do not park under the tree today. The birds had a curry the night before! #Bird #Carwash

Marmite the cat on watch. #Cat #Tortie

How does a cat know you’re about to get up, only to get comfy on your lap! #Cat #Comfy

Costco trip didn’t go too badly. Just the naughty cookies ended up in the trolley. Plenty of toilet roll and coffee! Always a bonus #Costco